28.09.2004, 09:12
> A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
>husband burst into the kitchen.
>
> "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
>too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
>Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
>Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
>cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
>Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the
>salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
>
> The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I
>don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
>
> The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when
>I'm driving with you in the car.
>husband burst into the kitchen.
>
> "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
>too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
>Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
>Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
>cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
>Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the
>salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
>
> The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I
>don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
>
> The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when
>I'm driving with you in the car.